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| ღ♥ღ ذكريـــــــــات حــــوآء ღ♥ღ ::.. عالم حوآء , كلام نواعم , مكياج , أناقة , جمال أزياء , عالم كامل لإحتياجات المرأة..:: |
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".. في شقًـآإﯝتها سَؤـآلٌ وفَي رٍڪادتْهَا آإجْابـہ ~ ●● مدבֿــ‘ـًـًلً .. آللـه בֿــلقني عآإدي ليش ڪثروآ בــسآإديْ لآإن آلوفـآإء مـטּ طبع‘ـًـًے وآلصـدق طبع فؤآإديْ ودهمـ آغ‘ـًـًير طبع‘ـًـًے وآإطفي بآإيدي شمع‘ـًـًي لوٍ مت يبقىـآإ دمعـےْ ويبقىوفآإي مـرآإدي / أأَتَمِنَى يَنٍآًل إعٍجًابٍكًمٍ مـבֿــرٍج .. مآندمـ ولو لآإموٍنـے وآلصـدق نوٍرٍ عيونيْ وآللّـه مآإيردونـے لو سآإل دمع‘ـًـًي وآإدي يآلله وقتـے ضدي وآإבــس آטּـي وحـديْ
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Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "Ugg Bailey Button Triplet Sand Boots -1873Charcoal Ugg Classic Argyle Knit 5879Black Ugg Classic Argyle Knit 5879Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?A: Shoot her again.Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
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هذا الاستايل اهداء من شًٌٍَُِآدًٌٍَُِيًٌٍَُِْ
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